Professor A. Teacher: One of my students didn't manage to complete their homework.
Dumbledore: Oh. Detention?
Professor A.Teacher: Yes, I thought we could meet up, and I could give them some remedial work to do while we discuss whether they would like some additional help...
Dumbledore: Forbidden forest.
A.Teacher: Forbidden...
Dumbledore: Forest.
A.Teacher: To...
Dumbledore: hunt for whatever has been killing unicorns.
A.Teacher: That sounds dangerous! I presume they'll be chaperoned?
Dumbledore: Of course. By the only member of staff who can't use magic.
A.Teacher:....
Dumbledore: Oh, and they'll have to go at night.
A.Teacher:..... because....
Dumbledore: Because magic. That's why.
A.Teacher: How will this benefit their education, and help them stay up to date with homework in future?
Dumbledore:.... education?
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