The moaning of a Holmes fan: part 1, a Sherlock calamity









Hello!

          I am the muddled medic, lover of music, moggies, mysteries and medicine (and also alliteration) and this is my first post as a Geek Philosopher! This is very exciting, as it gives me a place to rant about how much I love one of the greatest characters ever created. The master sleuth, the hider or tobacco in Turkish slippers, the undisputed master of tobacco ash, of course I mean Mr. Sherlock Holmes.

My first memory comes from my Grandparents house. The Granada adaptation was on, the episode was “The Adventure of the Devil’s Foot”, perhaps a gruesome introduction as they go, but anyway…

          As I was quite young, probably five or six, for a long time I couldn’t remember what it was that I had been watching. I do, however, remember being enthralled by a character who was willing to risk poisoning himself to solve a crime, and the long-suffering friend who rescued him and saved his life when the experiment went wrong. It wasn’t until I read the stories for myself, at perhaps fourteen, that I associated this early memory with Sherlock Holmes at all.

          So, from my first memories of it, I have thought Arthur Conan-Doyle’s creations to be absolutely awesome, and have since spent many hours watching, reading and listening to the Holmes stories in various forms. There are some great adaptations out there, and some….. less great. So, I’m going to go through them, inflict my opinion about them onto you.

          And I’m going to start with a biggy. In 2010, the TV show “Sherlock” hit our screens. I saw it for the first time when an English teacher had run out of things to put in our lessons, and so opened up her series one box-set.

          And my first impression was…..

          WOW!!!!

          The music, the acting, the cinematography. The ingenious ways they let us see inside the Detective’s mind like never before. The great, sweeping shots of London. It was easy to be swept up in the amazing artistry, and I was already two seasons in before I paused for breath.

          And to think.

          And think again.

          Because, when I did think about it, there were problems.

          Really quite big ones.

          So, lets run through a few criteria, I’ll use the same ones for the other adaptations, and see how it holds up. I’m only really going to discuss the first series here, the others I will save for a separate discussion.

          The main character:

          Let’s start with the basics. The title character, the great Sherlock Holmes. Who seems to have transformed from a gentleman, initially out for glory, but later deciding to remain out of the public view, into a petulant, over-dramatic child who is somehow unable of picking things up for himself.

          And look, I get it. The “genius character who is too smart to understand social norms” is really intriguing. But it’s not Sherlock Holmes.

          It starts in the first episode. The very first hint of Sherlock we see is when he texts Lestrade- and a load of journalists- during a press conference. In the few words he sends, he is incredibly insulting! And while Holmes was not exactly polite in his dealings with the police, he would never publicly humiliate them like that. And the list of people he insults is miles long.

          But, you know. Sherlock is being modernised here, maybe he doesn’t have to be the perfect gentleman any more. But…

I think it matters.

          His lack of gentlemanliness reoccurs several times, from his breaking in on John’s date in episode two, to his shouting at Mrs Hudson, to…. Molly.

          Let’s talk about Molly. The pathology…… lab technician….. something. Job title never made clear, because her sole purpose here is to be maybe attracted to Sherlock and take repeated insults and denials. Oh, and the occasional emotional manipulation. Because saying a woman’s hair looks nice is the best way of getting her to violate her employment contract and get her to show you a corpse.

          And… Sherlock Holmes isn’t exactly a feminist. But he was also written in the Victorian period, and actually there are many intelligent, independent and powerful women in the original stories, most famously Irene Adler. We’ll talk about her in a minute by the way. But he would never take advantage of a woman in the way he does Molly Hooper, by using her attraction to him to get whatever he wants. Which is kind of disturbing when you think about it.

          I know I said I would stick to the first series, but I want to talk a bit about character development, or rather the total lack of it. The only thing I can see developing is Sherlock’s….. actually no. Series one Sherlock is almost identical to series four Sherlock. None of the complex changes that happen in the stories here, no slow reformation as Holmes changes his priority from becoming a famous, acclaimed detective to simply working for the works sake and even forsaking the public eye. No, that couldn’t possibly be interesting to see unfold.

          But, on the positive side, in Sherlock you get to see what goes on inside his mind. We are introduced to the “mind palace”, an interesting idea, as it is a real memory technique that Holmes might actually apply. They also get his lack of interest in politics, the order of the universe etc. down, and even make a point of highlighting it in the third episode, when he is forced to use his knowledge of the stars to solve a problem. They also use the idea of the brain as a hard drive, which I really like, and is a nice metaphor that suits what we know about the character. 

          Still, although Benedict Cumberbatch is always amazing, there isn’t enough to win me over to this portrayal of the character of the great Sherlock Holmes. They turn a gentlemanly, ambitious genius into a spoilt child who moves around the world with no care for the damage he might do to others. One moment that sums him up nicely comes at the start of the third episode, where he calmly corrects the grammar of a murderer, cruelly spinning out the moment when he reveals that he will not help the man, and that he will most likely be executed for his crime. This is a man who hardly sees himself as human, and frequently refers to himself as separate from “normal people”. Overconfident, rude, wonderfully acted but overall a far cry from the eccentric, sometimes terse and insulting, but overall kind character that I fell in love with as a kid.

          So unfortunately, I find myself unable to give this iteration of the character more than three deer stalker hats out of ten. He’ll probably need them all to cover his massive head.
          The faithful sidekick:

          Dr John Watson, the famous narrator of the Holmes stories. A medical man with a soft side. And yet, somehow, in Sherlock Watson’s gently nature is never allowed to shine through. In the first episode he’s the naïve, newly returned soldier who magically recovers from a psychosomatic limp and PTSD when he meets Sherlock, in the second he’s angry, overstretched, struggling to rebuild his life, and in the third he basically followed Sherlock around and was… again I find myself reaching for the word “angry”. I’m starting to wonder if Martin Freeman only does angry. He does constantly try to remind Sherlock to remember the human element, but he struggles to turn this into anything productive as I would expect Watson to do.

          Watson becomes a blogger, of course, rather than a writer. One thing that I’m still waiting for an adaptation to include is the other writing that Watson has done in the past, which is referenced in the stories. It explains why Watson’s instinct is to become a chronicler, and also why he’s so good at it.

          One thing that does bug me a bit is John’s health. In the first episode he has PTSD, he is woken up by nightmares of the war, he has his old shoulder injury and uses a stick to walk. In the original these are recurring themes, weather makes his leg hurt, a few times we see him having nightmares, and the opening of “a study in scarlet” reveals his bitter memories of war. These are things I would love to see explored more, this is an opportunity to take a character with established health problems and explore them further, and yet they seem to exist for the first episode and then…. Gone. John’s therapy sessions?

          Gone.

          Any symptoms of PTSD?

          Gone.

          And that’s disappointing, because there’s a massive shortage of representation of people with chronic health problems, and especially mental health problems in the media. These are part of who Watson is, and I don’t understand why they got rid of them so soon.

          So, what else is there to say about Watson?

          Well….. not much. He’s angry, occasionally caring, but mostly just happy to follow Sherlock around. There were easy ways to develop the character which were ignored, and an opportunity to portray the mental health problems that haunted him in the modern day were missed. In the end then, I find the John Watson of Sherlock almost unrecognisable as the kind, gentle doctor who would always speak up and provide a softer side to Holmes’ sometimes abrasive directness.

          So John Watson scores a measly 1/10, because again, he lacks the vital quality of kindness.

          The other characters:


          So, there are many recurring characters in Sherlock. And… none of them really strike me as awesome. Mrs Hudson comes the closest, she is caring, she looks after her lodgers well, but she also was also glad to see her husband executed. Additionally, her character does seem to revolve around her feeding, chastising, and generally mothering John and Sherlock. Apart from cooking and cleaning, we don’t know what she does day to day, we don’t know what her interest are, and she ends up feeling like an opportunity missed.

          Then there’s Lestrade. The detective who tries to solve crimes on his own, fails, and pulls in Sherlock to finish the job for him, and is remarkably tolerant of Sherlock messing up his press conferences, his relationship with his colleagues, and his own position. Gone is the frequently over-confident bumbler, replaced with someone who feels like a plot device to get Sherlock onto crime scenes and nothing else. We don’t even learn his first name until series 2, and still know almost nothing else about him.

          I’ve already spoken a bit about Molly, so I won’t dwell on her. To be honest, there’s barely anything to say. I don’t know what her hobbies are, apart from trying to woo Sherlock, I don’t know what her job is, apart from supplying corpses for Sherlock, I don’t know what other relationships she has, apart from with Moriarty, which again exists only so that she can parade her boyfriend in front of Sherlock and then be hurt when he points out that Moriarty is gay. And then get another boyfriend who she gets engaged to, parades in front of Sherlock and then leaves before finally declaring her love for Sherlock. In fact, she can only really be described in terms of her relationship with Sherlock, which… isn’t good.

          And since we’ve been talking about Moriarty…. I love him. Moriarty in Sherlock is pure gold. Every moment he’s on screen he dominates, he’s always one step ahead, he’s always in control. Seeing him built up through the first two episodes is great, and he doesn’t disappoint when we finally meet him. Well… I do find myself wishing that he hadn’t appeared as “Jim from IT” before the grand reveal. And although he’s great, he…. Well, he isn’t Moriarty, the incredibly intelligent professor, smart enough to be a member of society while also running a criminal network. He’s a great villain, but although he is obviously clever, I find it hard to see him as really clever. There’s just something I love about the man who no-one suspects, who lectures students and then goes and plots a murder or two. I also can’t help but wish that they had saved Moriarty for later, how amazing would it be for us to go through series one and two, for Sherlock to fake his own death only to find out that he had only managed to get one of the lieutenants, rather than the real deal…

          Anyway. Overall, I feel that the side characters deserve maybe a six out of ten. Some likeable, some wonderfully villainous, they overall bring a welcome sense of reality into the show.

          The stories:


          So, the stories. What can I say…. Well, generally, I like them. They are often intelligently written, and provide interesting scenarios for the characters, although there are often plot holes. I think we’re not to question how, in the blind banker the black lotus know exactly when John and Sherlock will pass by to see their message so that they can remove it completely within a few minutes of John seeing and taking a picture of it, or how exactly they managed to bring so many weapons into the country. Or how exactly none of the hostages in episode three can tell anyone anything useful about Moriarty and his network, or how Sherlock decides to go and meet Moriarty on his own instead of bringing the police and setting his own trap. Or why exactly he decided to go off with a serial killer in episode one, or why Connie Princes true cause of death wasn’t picked up at a first post-mortem.

          What I do think they do well is to take an original idea from the Conan Doyle collection and remake it so that, most of the time, someone well acquainted with the source material will get a few cleverly placed references, but not be able to tell exactly where the story is going. All in all, I feel comfortable awarding a handy seven points for the story writing.

          The big picture:


          Really, what can I say? Sherlock seems to revolve around moments of absolute brilliance, surrounded by poor character development, changes from the originals are a mixture of the sublime and the absurd, I find myself entranced by the brilliant performances of the actors, while hating the characters they portray.
So all in all, what do I think? Well, series one, which is what I’ve been referring to in the most part here, is…. Great. Sort of. After that, things start to change, but that’s sort of more than I want to talk about here. In the beginning, one thing really shines through about Sherlock, and that is that it is written by people who love Sherlock Holmes, and who have a great respect for the material they adapt, although I think they really miss the spot in places, especially when it comes to the character of Sherlock himself.

          So should you watch it? Absolutely. Enjoy the small references to the original, laugh at the funny bits, and the hilariously wrong bits. It’s fun, and there are some good moments nestled in there.
Total score: 17/40

          A good attempt, could do better.



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