The moaning of a Holmes fan: part 3, Iron Man and young Dumbledore walk into 221b Baker Street...




Robert Downey Jr. is one of the biggest actors on the planet. He was the first to enter the MCU (we don’t talk about Hulk films here), he was the first to complete his trilogy of solo films, He started the whole thing. He is Iron man. I saw him play the role for the first time in “The Avengers assemble”, and my first thoughts?
“Wow, that Robert Downey Jr chap does a great American accent.”
Yeah. I know.
Before I saw a single Marvel film, I’d seen Downey Jr in the Sherlock Holmes films.
And, to be perfectly honest, had I not seen the actor before, I might have scornfully turned away from an action heavy superhero film. But I didn’t, because I recognised Sherlock Holmes, and remembered liking his acting before, so I decided to give it a go. To this day, Iron man is by far my favourite MCU character. He is, after all, the reason I got into it in the first place (although by a rather different route to the normal one, I suspect).
So, of course I have a certain fondness for the films that introduced me to the actor, who introduced me to the character, who introduced me to the film that began my love of the MCU.
But now, I’m going to have to put all that aside, in order to give a fair and balanced review of two of the films I least love to hate (if that makes any sense). This is Sherlock Holmes, and Sherlock Holmes, the game of shadows, starring RDJ and someone with a real British accent (Jude Law. Please tell me his accent is real…?)
The super intelligent superhero….. no, sorry, Iron man. Wait!
So, let’s start with the lead character himself. Actually, there’s a lot to love about the representation of Sherlock Holmes here. At least, unlike some adaptations, it is clear that he is a gentleman, albeit a highly eccentric one.
This Holmes also has a flair for the dramatic, although… might I suggest that this is taken a little too far? Like, pushing the newly wed Mrs Watson out of a moving train with no prior explanation far? Like sending John a tantalising clue that might suggest to him that he survived Reichenbach far? Or maybe like painting yourself to look like the wall and shooting darts at your best friend far?
And this really is the biggest problem with this Holmes. The overall impression is great, but for every moment that makes me think “YES, yes, this is Sherlock Holmes!” there is one that makes me think…..
Um….
Nope.
Following Irene Adler through a market in discuise. YES!
Experimenting with flies and violin chords? Nope.
Drawing a pentagram to get inside the head of the evil Lord Blackwood? YES!
Smashing his violin?
SMASHING HIS VIOLIN!?
So very, very NO!
But the acting is impeccable. I buy RDJ in the role completely. The writing…. Maybe not so much. Some of the time.
One thing I do love about these films though is the attention to detail in the way in which they show the workings of Holmes’ mind. The slow motion, the careful, witty narration. I could watch an entire film shot like that.
I especially love the Eine Kleine fight. The music fitting perfectly with the action, the “be careful with the face boys”…. But then I remember that Irene Adler, who supposedly loves Sherlock in this version ordered it, and….
So yes, I love Sherlock here, but I feel like the writing lets him down in places, relying too much on cool moments and clever scenes rather than things that actually make sense…
Ugh. I so want to be able to give this Sherlock a good score. But I’m afraid I can only give him seven flies out of ten. Maybe if they make the third film he’ll be able to live up to his potential….
The faithful gambler…doctor…. Watson something. It’s Jude Law, playing Jude Law in the style of Jude Law:
This Watson… again, I think I love him, until I remember….
He lost the engagement ring he had brought for his wife. He’s a gambler, his obsession teetering on the lines of addiction. He allows Holmes to organise his Bachelors party.
So there are problems. But he is at least an active Watson, he fights, he solves bits of the puzzle, he supplies useful information. And he’s well-acted of course, because Jude Law. I like this Watson, I think he is kind, gentlemanly, loving to Mary and Holmes, tolerant to Sherlock’s behaviour. He also does his fair bit to keep Sherlock on track, and although drug taking is not really tackled head on, I can definitely see this Watson violently criticising Holmes’ drug use.
So yes, this Watson hits the right points. Unfortunately he hits a few of the wrong ones too, and it’s frustrating to think that leaving small things out of the script could have corrected this. As a result, this Watson gets seven service revolvers out of ten.
The other people:
Um… there are other people in these films, right?
RDJ and Jude Law between them kind of overshadow everyone else, but given a moment, they do start flooding back. There’s Mary, who I kind of love. She and John are never overly romantic, but that fits nicely into the Victorian times they live in, and she is wonderfully intolerant of Sherlock’s antics. She is also folded into the plot well, not overshadowing, but fulfilling a vital role. Quite why they made her look at a naked Stephen Fry/Mycroft I will never understand, but…
Speaking of which, Fry is very Mycroft indeed. He has the slightly patronising nature, he practically oozes intelligence and laziness. I get the feeling that at any point, if he could stir himself he would be able to solve every problem in its entirety. But that would require exertion, so…
Irene Adler is the other character who is given a prominent role. Now, at some point I’m going to do a full analysis of the various portrayals of this character, so I won’t go into it too much here. Suffice to say that… no. Sorry. Irene Adler is not the kind of person who starts working with Moriarty. Not the kind of person to set hired goons on her boyfriend. Not the kind of person to be in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. Why does everyone feel the need to mess with this character? Because this, this is NOT Irene Adler. I will restrain myself from ranting further here, but rest assured, the day when I will release my rage about the misrepresentation of this character will come.
One character they did get right was Moriarty. And I loved him. The professor, the gentle, prominent member of society who is so completely above suspicion. And yet, he is ruthless. He is, at times, desperate. He takes this battle with Holmes seriously, personally. He gets his hands dirty. I love the way his plotting escalated as well, from murders, assassinations and theft to trying to start a war. It’s amazing to see a plan of this scale being enacted, and even more satisfying to see it fail.
The other villain is… well… Lord Blackwood. The magician/sorcerer/conspirator who tries to use conjuring tricks to bring down the government of a nation. He’s… kind of forgettable. Creepy, yes, but… my problem is that knowing Holmes, I know that the supernatural isn’t an answer. Therefore, from the beginning I was looking for ways for the strange things that happened to be completely logical and explicable. I doubt I was the only one. Still, the villain didn’t really matter too much here. This was the first film, a chance for RDJ and Jude Law to play their characters. And the plan was OK, not too predictable.
So, overall… I suppose I give a five out of ten for this merry bunch. Part of the problem is that they are often not given enough time to get to know them. Perhaps with a bit more time I could love them more, but…. Well. Third film. If it happens.
The overall effect:
As I’ve already said, I love these films. All the same, I can’t help but feel that they’re a guilty pleasure, rather than actually being amazing. I want them to be good so badly, but they’re just… Ah! It’s hard for me to say, but….
They’re not as good as I think they are.
You happy now?
But I enjoy them a lot, I’ve watched them a few times, I probably will again.
There’s nothing that really upsets me about these films. Yes, they take a more “action” angle rather than dealing with any crimes as such….but the cinematography, the acting, the music… I don’t care.
Look, I love Holmes, and I think that certain things should be preserved. And this, mostly, does. And where it makes changes, they’re… not awful. Sometimes even good. Besides, without it I wouldn’t have a strange longing for the sound of violins whenever I see Dr Strange and Iron man on screen together…
And the memes, oh, the memes….



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