Professor McGonagall: You'll never believe what I just saw!
Professor A.Teacher: What?
McGonagall: The new teacher, Professor Moody. He transfigured a student into a ferret and threw them into a wall!
Professor A.Teacher: WhAt?????
McGonagall: I know! How inappropriate!
A.Teacher: So I presume you're going to file some kind of formal report?
McGonagall: Oh no. I told him not to do it again.
A.Teacher:... Don't you think the boy's parents might be... upset?
McGonagall: Oh, I'm sure they will be.
A.Teacher: I... feel like magically and physically assaulting a student would merit some kind of investigation and disciplinary procedure. And that if we fail to do that, the child's parents might sue is. Or something.
McGonagall:.... I told him not to do it again.
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