Dumbledore: Hello, I've been looking at your curriculum for this term, and I was wondering if you could... step it up?
A.Teacher: Um, OK. What were you thinking?
Dumbledore: Well, Professor moody has a good idea. He's going to demonstrate the three unforgiveable curses in front of students.
A.Teacher: The unforgiveable... but those are horrific!
Dumbledore: Yes, but it's important for 14 year old to know...
A.Teacher: You'll traumatise them!
Dumbledore: Don't worry about that. Most of them are already traumatised.
A.Teacher: What???
Dumbledore: Yeah, one of them had their parents murdered in front of them with one of the curses. And another's parents were tortured into madness by another curse.
A.Teacher: I don't... and you want to do these curses in front of them???
Dumbledore: Yes.
A.Teacher: That's unbelieveable, I can't believe...
Dumbledore: And we're going to perform one of these curses on them.
A.Teacher:......Seriously? But that's illegal. It could get you sent to Askaban.
Dumbledore: It's important for them to know what's out there and how to deal with it.
A.Teacher: HOW OLD ARE THEY??????
Dumbledore: 14.
A.Teacher:....
Dumbledore: But one of them is Harry Potter, and he fights dark wizards every year.
A.Teacher: You know that as soon as you teach that kid something, that something tries to kill him?
Dumbledore: I am sure that is completely coincidental.
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